Monday, December 8, 2008

Word of the Week

Or rather word of the indefinite future

Felations: n Invented by myself, a portmanteau of the words fellatio and relations used to describe a relationship on "third base" but has yet to slide into home. It can go both ways in depicting pleasantries given/received by either gender. Why? Because cunnilations sounds stupid.

Tara Reid's and that rando dude who was in Rookie of the Year's relationship in American Pie can be described as a felationship.

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