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I was in the store the other day and was picking up some juice. I bypasses my staple Apple Juice and my morning Orange Juice for a bottle of Orange-Pineapple Juice. The stuff is mind blowing. I can’t wait to mix it with entirely too much vodka, black out, find a random bathroom and vomit my brains out while I pass out; and then abhor the mere scent of Orange-Pineapple juice for the next two years. It’s that good.
Just to add to today’s sports greatness: college hoops and boxing. Can this day get any better, sporting wise? Hoops is headlined by the second and third best teams in North Carolina: DUKE and Davidson. Boxing is Oscar De La Hoya (still?) versus some dude. Mmm, violence.
In movies sometimes back-up characters steal scenes and end up being more memorable than the leads; Thanksgiving dinner has the same thing. Wherein a side dish ends up stealing the meal. This year it was the sweet potatoes. I couldn’t get enough of those things. I asked my aunt, and she said instead of cooking it with water or whatever liquid you normally use she used Orange-Pineapple Juice. Is there anything this juice can’t do?
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