And look, they even come in Indiana resident NASCAR Fan Blue. Yeah, I didn't even know they sold jeans in that wash...outside of Wal-Mart.
Con: They're jorts
Pro: They're True Religion, so they're not going to pull that magically widening waistline thing some jeans do.
Con: They're jorts.
Pro: The horseshoe on the back looks cool
Con: They're $216 jorts
Pro: ....um, they're not baggy?
Con: They're $216 jorts that come in a wash that'll get you mistaken for a mullet-headed Tony Stewart fan who attends monster truck rallies and drinks Milwaukee's Best Ice while bathing himself in an inflatable kiddie pool in his front yard. Don't know who Tony Stewart is? Google isn't broken, homie.
Verdict: Even though I'm black (how'd you guess?) And the two groups of people capable of pulling off the jort look are minorities and women, I think I'm going to channel my inner Kanye West and say fuck these $216 jean shorts.
If you're inclined, buy them here. Props to Jimi on the find...
They look hot on her though.
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