Priceless. If this guy could get a man - whose wife he is fucking, in front of him, to voluntary fellate him - then A-Rod (Domincana's finest) could probably get the president to rename the country after him....while simultaneously partaking in a presidential 3-way, and getting steroids (among other things) shot into his ass.Once upon a time, at a celebrity golf tournament on planet earth, someone was paired up with Steve Sax and Pedro Guerrero. “Pedro starts telling this story about this one time he hooked up with this chick down in his hometown in the Dominican Republic. So Pedro and this chick are going at it when her husband walks in. Pedro starts apologizing to this guy, but since Pedro is a hero in his hometown, the guy is fine with it. In fact, they start double teaming her. This leads to the following exchange between Pedro and Sax:
Pedro: “I’m fucking her. He’s fucking her. She’s sucking my cock. He’s sucking my cock.”
Steve: “Pedro, he’s sucking your cock? Isn’t that kinda gay?”
Pedro: “No, man. He’s sucking my cock.”
Maybe this dude is just rationalizing a surreal event he couldn't grasp while it was occurring, or maybe he truly believes his logic. According to SI, he's not that bright of a dude
A former major league hitter was acquitted of drug conspiracy charges Tuesday, after his attorney argued that his low IQ prevented him from understanding that he had agreed to a drug deal.Federal prosecutors argued that Pedro Guerrero, formerly of the Los Angeles Dodgers and St. Louis Cardinals, told an undercover agent and an informant that he would guarantee payment for a $200,000 cocaine shipment...
[his lawyer] said he dropped out of sixth grade in his native Dominican Republic, and has an IQ of 70, Hirsch said. The Miami resident can not perform simple tasks, such as writing a check or making a bed, and receives a small weekly allowance from his wife"
And yet, this dude is still, likely, a millionaire. But definitely not gay.
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