Hot Ridership of the Week

The best thing about living in New York: the abundance of hotness pervading the city. The cutie standing a few feet away from you is the only thing making your subway ride worthwhile when you're packed in like sardines on an overcrowded 4 train. While a fat guy "discreetly" tries to grab your junk
November 23- 29

November 29

Your high boots, blonde hair, and-- you guessed it-- skinny jeans. You walked onto that 4 train at 103rd street and right into my heart.* I wondered why you got on at 103rd, until I saw the black guy you came on with...and the ring on your hand. We all know it's socially unacceptable for you, Ms. Petite Blonde, to be betrothed to one of African descent; I know he's your secret lover on the side. But hey girl, ditch that guy... I'll be your secret mandingo lover on the side.


Why was the 4 train at 103? Construction
Why was I at 103? Looking for sneakers
Picture? Every time I hear mandingo I think of kangaroos.

Hot Ridership of the Week

The best thing about living in New York: the abundance of hotness pervading the city. The cutie standing a few feet away from you is the only thing making your subway ride worthwhile when you're packed in like sardines on an overcrowded 4 train. While a fat guy "discreetly" tries to grab your junk

November 16-22

November 21

Hey, I think those two girls standing across from me were on the 4 Train down here. Damn. They're hot. The high boots. Skinny jeans. Black peacoat. I wonder where they're going on this L Train. Dressed too well to be leaving Manhattan. They have to be going to Stuy Town...just like me. We're only 4 feet apart, too bad there are 823 wannabe hipster Brooklynites standing between us. Those losers should go back home and just ride the G train.

I'll casually slink through the crush and slide up over and start up a convo.

...K, let me just...wait, what? This is 1st ave. They're not getting off? They're going to Brooklyn? Damn It. Thats disgusting.

It's ok, becuase the two girls on who rode on the same 4 and L trains as I this past Saturday were the two hottest riders on the New York transit system last week. Despite the fact they went to Brooklyn.

Hot Ridership of the Week

The best thing about living in New York: the abundance of hotness pervading the city. The cutie standing a few feet away from you is the only thing making your subway ride worthwhile when you're packed in like sardines on an overcrowded 4 train. While a fat guy "discreetly" tries to grab your junk.

November 10
This weeks hottie: The girl in the gray skinny jeans who got on the A-train at West 4th. Damn. You are hot.