Gilbert Arenas Plays for the Bullets

Per ESPN

Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton drew guns on each other during a Christmas Eve locker room argument over a gambling debt, according to the New York Post...

At practice Friday afternoon, Arenas declined to answer questions about the allegations the New York Post and Yahoo! Sports reported. However, he did address the reports of the allegations, telling local TV station WJLA: "I like the story, it's intriguing."

Then, in response to questions whether anything had taken place between him and Crittenton, Arenas said: "I don't know."

Oh black people. I bet this game was over a game of dice.

So Agent Zero aka Hibachi aka Mr. Quality Shots aka Mr. I don't know how to shave my pubes has a gun. And may have pulled it out in his team's locker room (at least that's all that was pulled out, right?) Even crazier

Anyway, the only reason to post this is for the delicious pun. Oh, it's fantastic. I'm sure you get it, but I'll take the time and provide a smarmy, shit-eating explanation. You see, the team Gilbert plays for - the Washington Wizards - used to go by the name of the Washington Bullets. And Gilbert owns a gun. Presumably, he also owns bullets. Not only does he literally play for (what used to be) the Bullets; but he also spends money on bullets. So he doubly works for the bullets.