Hibachi!

From the mouth of Gilbert Arenas

When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html

Useful Advice for Everyone

(337): summer is not the time to consider going full bush.

So much for classing up this blog.