Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Random Thoughts

Keeping it Real

Pro football player DeAngelo Hall signed a $70 million contract last offseason. He drinks the same champagne I do. Andre. The best $3, strawberry flavored bubbly available. That stuff goes down like Kool - Aid.

The guy at the liquor store sees a red Ferrari pull up, an NFL player hop out and thinks CHA-CHING. This dude is gonna roll up and buy some Hennessy, Moet, Cristal, and some Old English --for good measure. Instead he picks up what a college guy buys because the sorority girl he's trying to mack on doesn't like the taste of beer.

He also has a white wife (gasp). Or maybe shes just light-skinned. I can't tell. Anybody know?

Monday, November 17, 2008

Random Thoughts

I just finished watching CSI: Miami. That Hispanic looking detective is way attractive. Check her out at her website. Here. I hope she sees this. She’s single. I’m single…

Every time I come back from the gym I can only think of one thing:
MEAT