Sasha Fierce

Oh heeeey. Beyonce is back. And pantsless. Yes! Those hips are ridiculous.



Now we see why Lady Gaga always wears a mask. Not to hate or anything...but seriously, that's probably why. Maybe she can pile on some more make-up (unlikely) and then try to hold a candle to Beyonce. Physically, that is. Aurally, she's fantastic. My friend's girlfriend went to high school with Lady Gaga - she's from NYC - and claims she's pretentious and full of herself. Never would've guessed that.

Peruvian's Take Fight Club A Little Too Seriously

Read this article. Read it, read it, read it. It's a real quick read. And if you don't read it, I've summarized! I'm that sweet.

Police in Peru have broken up a gang that allegedly killed dozens of people in order to extract and sell their fat for use in cosmetics, according to media reports.

So is that worse than getting murked for drugs in Mexico?

Two were arrested at a bus station while carrying bottles of liquid fat, he says. The suspects told police it was worth about $60,000 a gallon.

Sounds pretty lucrative.

Mejía said on of the suspects, Elmer Segundo Castillejos, told officers that the gang would cut off a victim's head, arms and legs, remove the organs, and then drain the fat into tubs.

Holy shit, I think I don't know if I'd prefer that or a bullet in the head. It's like that scene in Scarface where they cut off Angel's arm in the shower. Except they'd also chainsaw off his other limbs. And head. Then open him up and scoop up the fat. Probably through a straw. Eww.

At least that lends perspective to Bloomberg's subway ads.
Don't be fat! Otherwise chainsaw wielding Peruvians will, like BIG said, do you in. As in, mutilate your body, harvest your lard, and sell it to make Estee Lauder's new line of foundation.