Pro football player DeAngelo Hall signed a $70 million contract last offseason. He drinks the same champagne I do. Andre. The best $3, strawberry flavored bubbly available. That stuff goes down like Kool - Aid.
The guy at the liquor store sees a red Ferrari pull up, an NFL player hop out and thinks CHA-CHING. This dude is gonna roll up and buy some Hennessy, Moet, Cristal, and some Old English --for good measure. Instead he picks up what a college guy buys because the sorority girl he's trying to mack on doesn't like the taste of beer.
He also has a white wife (gasp). Or maybe shes just light-skinned. I can't tell. Anybody know?
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ReplyDeleteShe isn't white...calm down.
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